1) You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF. 2) I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy. 3) I came home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing. 4) Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife. 5) Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do? 6) Text him!
Zishu laughs, only to grin into the kiss and reaches up to rest a hand against his beloved's cheek. His expression softens and he rests their heads together. ]
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Date: 2021-05-24 12:30 am (UTC)From:Prompts
Date: 2021-05-24 12:31 am (UTC)From:2) I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy.
3) I came home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
4) Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife.
5) Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
6) Text him!
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Date: 2021-05-24 12:32 am (UTC)From:Do you promise it to be more interesting?
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Date: 2021-05-25 11:29 am (UTC)From:You know, I can taste you for you.
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Date: 2021-05-25 11:37 pm (UTC)From:Are you sure you want to make that offer? I might bite.
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Date: 2021-05-26 02:45 pm (UTC)From:You can bite me all you like!
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Date: 2021-05-24 12:34 am (UTC)From:[ ...Kexing is ridiculous. Why does he love him? Zishu shakes his head and opens the door. ]
If you're staying, come in. Otherwise... [ Does he really need to finish his 'threat'? He can't hide the fond grin though. ]
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Date: 2021-05-24 09:10 am (UTC)From:Is that how you greet everyone? (He purses his lips, clearly wanting a kiss.)
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Date: 2021-05-24 09:44 pm (UTC)From:No. Only you.
[ Up to the door? Oh no. No, he's not having that. He reaches out and tugs his soulmate inside. ]
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Date: 2021-05-25 11:49 am (UTC)From:Take your soulmate to your bed and have your way with him, of course!)I feel so special!
(Laughing throatily, Kexing steals a kiss for himself. Because he can.)
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Date: 2021-05-25 11:39 pm (UTC)From:Zishu laughs, only to grin into the kiss and reaches up to rest a hand against his beloved's cheek. His expression softens and he rests their heads together. ]
You are to me.
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Date: 2021-05-26 02:33 pm (UTC)From:He smiles when they part - first a bit shy and then with rapidly growing warmth. Zishu knows just how to lift his spirits.)
That's all that matters. (He wraps the smaller man in his arms and nudges their noses together.)